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*walks into interview* interviewer: (smugly) well I'm glad to see you didn't bring an iced coffee ... but who's your friend? me: oh this is my barista

This reminds me of an Aussie guy who brought a clown to his disciplinary hearing 😂

I get it, he's just matching the court's energy

😂 “you started this vibe”

“Seeing as all of you have similar qualifications to discipline me, I thought I would bring an expert in your field” 😂

"oh wait - before you start with the reprimands can you put this red foam nose on? I think it enhances the whole effect"