Ned Pyle@nedpyle.com25 Aug“Hey everybody! We heard you had to work all day? After dad explained what this means, we decided you need some walkies!” 🧵1023307
Ned Pyle@nedpyle.com25 Aug“Seriously tho, you have to do work every day?! When do you nap & have treatos?!?!”33146
Ned Pyle@nedpyle.com25 AugEverywhere in Madrona (Seattle hilltop neighborhood) there are Dahlias and nice houses61111
Ned Pyle@nedpyle.com25 Aug“Unlike the scary wooden pedestrian bridge over the gorge, this one seems very safe and if you fell through you’d just get muddy ankles lol”2115
Ned Pyle@nedpyle.com“Hey Darby, did you hear about the jockey who fell off his horse? He’s in stables condition!”25/8/26, 12:16 am·4 reposts·138 likes
Florian@flotempelhof.bsky.social25 AugBut only because they put him in cryostasis. He's playing ice jockey now.1
Florian@flotempelhof.bsky.social25 AugThis is what it look like when the whole cities population is eradicated by a nuclear blast or something.5
Ned Pyle@nedpyle.com25 Aug“Golly what a long walk, we were out for an hour & a half because dad is heading out on another busyness trip. Maybe he’ll bring us back exotic dog treats, we’ll see!”81141
Traci@butterfly7rose.bsky.social25 Aug(ALT) Aw, they brought their invisible frens on walkies? 😍😂👻GIF15
Florian@flotempelhof.bsky.social25 AugI doubt it. There weren't any treats from the last trip, was there?18
Ghost Retrievers 👻 Despise Fascists@zarchasmpgmr.bsky.social25 AugThank you for pleasing the Kell superfans!18
Ghost Retrievers 👻 Despise Fascists@zarchasmpgmr.bsky.social25 AugIt’s so nice that frens of bushes were there! Sadly, ag might confiscate treats because they don’t want possible varmint importation. From experience.5
Ghost Retrievers 👻 Despise Fascists@zarchasmpgmr.bsky.social25 AugWhat did they swap the bushes with?5
Ghost Retrievers 👻 Despise Fascists@zarchasmpgmr.bsky.social25 AugI thought the thread was pretty furlong to not have the dad joke.4