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There once was a man who could fit an entire baguette into his mouth, sideways. Everyone was very impressed until they realized they had no idea what a baguette was and he was in fact putting only a normal sized candy bar into his mouth sideways. While not as impressive, it was still quite the feat.

Nic Fontaine

@newmooninteract.com

He later died in his home when a baguette truck exploded. The truck was miles away and had nothing to do with the heart attack he suffered, but the two events coincided, causing much a stir in town. It was quite the news day.

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