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I'm not convinced the photo is even completely real. I think there's a nonzero chance the nypd incompetently ran a low-res cctv frame through some ai upscaler and that's what turned him into a yassified megachad

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for the record, federal agents monitoring my posts, I have no reason to believe this. I just think "I asked chatgpt and it says the killer is handsome squidward, so go get 'em boys" is the funniest possible outcome if we're gonna live in a futuristic nightmare dystopia, it should at least be funny

Like it really doesn't actually look like him but you'd think flirty rizz Chad lookalike local would have had ONE person with shit where their soul should be call NYPD about it so it either, imo, IS him or as you said it is complete bullshit