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In normal English: Whoopsy doodles, I cancelled my MeUndies subscription because why the fuck would I give money to a company chasing the bigot-wizard nostalgia money in the year of our lord 2026.
2026 is rad because you can say shit like, "The Instagram subscription underwear company did a brand deal with the transphobic wizard lady to make themed covers for the bits that strangers want to check before you can go potty," and people are just like, "Oh? Kind of surprised it took that long."
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