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somebody is in my youtube comments replying to dozens of unrelated comment threads to say that Jesus and Elijah are about to be reincarnated as women and then join together in a lesbian marriage, and I just wanna say this is one of the best psychoses I've ever had the pleasure of witnessing

5/12/25, 7:22 pm4 reposts57 likes

Mickey’s in Cognitive Decline

@mickeybiz.bsky.social

5 Dec 2025

My coma survival anniversaries are also apparently resurrection related Christian days of observance (or whatever they’re called). I feel like i could be half of this new Jesus deal…just need a wife now.

notayakk.bsky.social

@notayakk.bsky.social

21 Dec 2025

Well Lesbian Jesus has more gif hits than Lesbian Elijah. Not one of them show a lesbian walking on water. I am dissapoint. Best I can do is this gorilla.