Gideon: OH GOD THAT HURTS MORE THAN THE DYING FUCK YOU!
Leon: It wasn't that bad! Sherry back me up!
Sherry: *making throwing up and gagging noises*
Grace: That hurts more than my abdomen hole.
Zeno's head: Oh BROTHER this guy STINKS!
Leon: ...I'm fuckin retiring after this.
this actually made something spark for me- have you ever played the Devil May Cry games?
because they have Leon's quippiness and Metal Gear's awkward character interactions, in hindsight they seem so very up your alley
I tried playing a bit of DMC3 but didn't give myself time to get into them
I think I made a mistake trying to play it right after Bayonetta, and I was frustrated with how heavy Dante was compared to her 😅
Ah gotcha- yeah 3 is the best place to start with for sure (nailed both the gameplay and the story), but I can see him feeling slow and heavy coming off of Bayonetta who's just so smooth and rapid
Some of his weapons and abilities do make him a bit faster later at least.