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Gideon: OH GOD THAT HURTS MORE THAN THE DYING FUCK YOU! Leon: It wasn't that bad! Sherry back me up! Sherry: *making throwing up and gagging noises* Grace: That hurts more than my abdomen hole. Zeno's head: Oh BROTHER this guy STINKS! Leon: ...I'm fuckin retiring after this.

this actually made something spark for me- have you ever played the Devil May Cry games? because they have Leon's quippiness and Metal Gear's awkward character interactions, in hindsight they seem so very up your alley

I tried playing a bit of DMC3 but didn't give myself time to get into them I think I made a mistake trying to play it right after Bayonetta, and I was frustrated with how heavy Dante was compared to her 😅

Ah gotcha- yeah 3 is the best place to start with for sure (nailed both the gameplay and the story), but I can see him feeling slow and heavy coming off of Bayonetta who's just so smooth and rapid Some of his weapons and abilities do make him a bit faster later at least.

"Snatched victory from the jaws of Victor" "They should call you Loser because I am the Victor here" "I guess the real victor came out on top"