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so tomorrow is hotdog day at work. chat, how many hotdogs can i eat if i have not eaten much today other than an entire bowl of corn

26/6/26, 6:09 am0 reposts3 likes

alternatively, can i just eat all of the cream cheese, mustard, relish, or chili?

friend: how much are you going to joey chestnut it me: yes. if i joey chestnut at work, who's responsible if i choke on the hotdog

can this technically count as a workplace injury or is this premediated