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Neither of the people in this photograph are qualified for an academic job (see also "Professor" Bill Shorten). I like Ardern a lot, and creating a role using her experience for mentoring is great, but hospitals don't say "we've hired Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman to do heart surgeries this month."

the new hospital director Baz Luhrmann has some news you may not like (and don't tell me he's not qualified, he's been a director for years)

"why are we always putting people in intensive care when we could be sending them to ..." [hospital curtains pull back to reveal sequin and mirror-covered room, 100 dancers] "EXtensive care!"