Peter Ritchie@peterritchie.comI laughed out loud at the absurdity of a vertical axis named Model Number in a chart in a post mentioning performance benchmarking.Tim Carmody@tcarmody.bsky.socialThis is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever3/10/26, 1:08 pm·2 reposts·5 likes
Mary Branscombe@marypcbuk.bsky.social3wNothing intrinsic, nothing performant Something for everyone, comedy tonight!2
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