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My toxic trait is thinking I can communicate with animals. Like I can absolutely communicate with squirrels, their language is mostly tail gestures and squeaks- easy to learn. But I try to talk to the pigeons nesting on my balcony. I think my cooing is winning it over, but who can even be sure.

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Pothole

@pothole.gay

28 July

I'm pretty sure I can communicate with Giant Pacific Octopus with sustained eye contact and careful telepathy. Need more data on that one, but at the very least we totally vibed. But birds man, they're a total enigma to me.

Pothole

@pothole.gay

28 July

I swear I'm not having a manic episode. I just switched to a new ADHD medication and am severely under-medicated. I'm just naturally like this