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Trump's hand is still extremely discolored today -- note how red it is around the perimeter of the brown spackle (Saul Loeb/Getty)

It must be quite a lengthy operation every morning to bathe him, put the hair together, apply the orange coating to his face, apply the hand spackle, get his suit all buttoned and zipped, slip him into his little shoes with lifts in them, so he can begin his day of wreaking havoc and falling asleep.