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Die Bahn kollabiert, die Autobahnen sind eine einzige Baustelle - also springt die CDU ein und kümmert sich, dass Businessclowns bald noch günstiger über uns nervtötende Normies hinweg "cityhoppen" können zwischen Berlin, Frankfurt und München für ihr superwichtigen Präsenzmeetings. Volkspartei CDU.