Red Sox@redsox.comYour reminder that Payton Tolle press conferences are must-see TV.28/9/26, 9:37 pm·15 reposts·126 likes
Jay Bee@jahybee.bsky.social4wI am 100% certain this guy popped out of the MLB headquarters as a fully formed human built for baseball.1
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