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Dracula branded oranges are the best type of oranges.

14/10/26, 3:15 pm3 reposts35 likes

The GHOST of Dr. PTOR's ‎SanctumSanctorum 🤟

@sanctumblog.bsky.social

Think it through... Dracula doesn't get any sunlight. He needs to get his Vitamin C from SOMEWHERE. Either from the orange, or better yet... from the orange in YOUR bloodstream.

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@royalhedgehog.bsky.social

Dracula looks closer to Emmett Cullen

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@jhammersley.bsky.social

BLOOD oranges, I'd assume? 🧛