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Who are these US analysts? At this point we’re gonna need 2 factor authentication

Been doing it

Is it a nuclear satellite? Will it explode in the Earth's atmosphere?

I would bet that the orange rapist is a thousand times more stupid than putin

Trump’ s buddies.

Send in a Homegrown

The Downward Drunk

"The satellite, after it started to spin out of control, was given a nickname: Krasnov"

DO NOT CONGRATULATE

What a pity, not.

Maybe it will crash land into Mar-a-Lardass

Time to cut the funding to the needy. (Well make a connection later)

Was Musk involved?

It’s “go time” Europe

I think we weren't too happy about it getting leaked, but yeah not a secret now.

This satellite is a nuke guidance satellite, not carrying nukes itself?

Satellite mayhem will be the next big screwup in Space News.

An REM song comes to mind…

Wow! Where is the chat group on signal where I can hear the Orangeman’s top brass discussing their plans??

What could possibly go wrong?

Huh!

Just like 🖕🏻 RUS🇷🇺❗️

Lol. Russia has weakened itself to the point of irrelevance. Their leaders had a chance and blew it. The USA is heading in the same direction.

The Tesla flying around in space probably an into it

Fantastic. Not

That’s just great!

Or turd blossom

Send Elon up there to take care of it in person.

What could wrong with idiots putting big pieces of exploding pieces of metal above our heads... there is no science/math behind any of their decisions, because it is too WOKE.

This reads like a line from a bad spy thriller script.

Do you mean Russia? Yes, for a very long time already.

That does not sound good.