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@robdenbleyker.com

if i owned a private island I would sell that shit immediately for cold hard cash. living on a private island would suck ASS. far from restaurants, hurricanes attacking you. no thank you!!! give me an island and I will say "thank you very much" but that fucker is going straight to eBay the next day

8/1/25, 1:25 am32 reposts666 likes

ARCWüLF ΔΘ he/him

@arcwulf.bsky.social

See, if I owned a private Island I would use it to imprison my enemies and various rich people...

Imagine ordering anything online, would take forever to get something shipped and you'd keep having to fight off angry greenpeace boats while you dump the empty boxes in the sea!

@denverlarks.bsky.social

I bet you could still get it pretty cheap on temu though

@qarren.bsky.social

Click and collect or delivery??

@valland.bsky.social

If you can afford a private island you can afford to put a McDonald’s on it

@valerieknight.bsky.social

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRFB...

youtube.comRichie Rich (1994) - Own McDonald's At HomeYouTube video by Food For Watch

@nkl104.bsky.social

1:01 where did canada go on that map?

@vagorexico.eurosky.social

You could create your own fleet of pirate ships! Arrr!

Midwest Peoples Republic

@ericleitzen.bsky.social

Wouldn't that be more like eCove than eBay

Stabby LavaVamp, Duchess of the Oort Cloud

@tabbylavalamp.bsky.social

If I could afford a private island, I could afford to build a Squid Game complex and lure billionaires there to fight each other for lower taxes.

Carlos HG. 🍉

@artifexludi.bsky.social

But then, where am I supposed to build my evil genius secret lair?

@orpach.neocities.org

average mrbeast contest winner.

@pandilicious.bsky.social

I don't know...it's looking better and better with the state of things.