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Dear news media: The Muppets are grandfathered in. You can interview them, they are real, and any kayfabe are them being silly fellas. You can't "interview" Tillie Norwood. You are just letting con artists produce propaganda to funnel money into imaginary technology.

11/9/26, 12:01 pm64 reposts320 likes

Dave M. 🇨🇦⚜️

@davemaru.bsky.social

Journalists will famously get suckered into treating them as real even if they can see the puppeteers!

Gannon 🇺🇦

@gannongannongannon.bsky.social

18 Sept

Dan Rackley

@danrfl.bsky.social

You wanna know why The Muppets are honorary real people? When Danny Trejo's mother died, Kermit the Frog walked up to him and offered his condolences. Let's see a series of zeroes and ones goddamn do that!