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@ryanlcooper.com

IT HAPPENED AGAIN

ryan cooper@ryanlcooper.com

good news everyone: the fucking god damn dog got skunked and then ran around the house rubbing himself on everything possible 👍👍👍

@ryanlcooper.com

saw it happening too. I have never wanted anything as much as I wanted a 410 shotgun in that moment

@ryanlcooper.com

I even managed to yell at him to stay away in the moment. did he learn from prior experience, or listen? he did not

@ryanlcooper.com

luckily at least we had learned to keep him out of the house and had a giant bottle of skunk shampoo on hand. but FOR GOD’S SAKE

@ryanlcooper.com

guess what

@ryanlcooper.com

does anyone want a free dog. actually I will pay you ten thousand dollars to take this one. no refunds

@superhighme.bsky.social

How many pounds and how far from so cal are you ?

@ryanlcooper.com

~25 pounds. like 3,000 miles

14/8/26, 2:45 pm0 reposts3 likes

@superhighme.bsky.social

If you want to send the dog on a vacation to Beverly Hills I have my own terrierist at home that could keep yours company and give you a break. No skunks here but lots of squirrels. And coyotes lately.