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I want to note that if I have an open can of soda when I'm hanging out at a bar or restaurant I will still order a soda from them because that's the implicit agreement for taking up chair space

Also I regret to say the bald spot is not small, only a thin strip of hair above my forehead keeps me from going Full Picard

My bald spot seems now to occupy my entire head.

It's having to put sunscreen on your head that brings it home