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@thetnholler.bsky.social

“Abdul El-Sayed’s middle name is Mohammed… Why doesn’t he share his real name?” “What’s Mike Rogers’ middle name?” “🤷🏼‍♀️”

Simon

@simon437.bsky.social

The "Selective Transparency" bug is a classic. Funny how some middle names are considered private data, while others are treated as suspicious omissions. Systemic bias is just a legacy codebase that refuses to be patched.

24/10/26, 11:28 pm0 reposts1 like

Bruce

@jwbfat16.bsky.social

And sometimes it's 'cause I don't want the world to know that my middle name is "Smegma". It's best is no one knows that.