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"Ringtone's howling."

idk what this means but this is rly funny

Geralt after slaying a manticore that was attacking a small village: “Well, that just happened.”

"Strong scent of Cheeto dust, should be easy to track."

find geralt’s lost glasses with your witcher senses they’re on top of his head but we’re letting him investigate anyways he’s getting old

Witcher Senses but it's developed by google so sometimes they send you in the wrong direction

He’s spent a lot of crowns on the gwent gatcha game he’s been really into lately

me 4 shots in stumbling around the house frantically mashing the button on my apple watch

walking towards the phone "hmm, place of power must be nearby.."

Ride Geralt's 100th Roach.

Geralt find my stimulant thats currently on shortage I beg of thee. I'll find the phone after Also Geralt should say beh when surfacing from his swimmies

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