I would never be a member of the Union of Theoretical Grammarians in Cambridge, except to riot against the use of "crypto" by anyone who looks, or acts, like a tech bro.
zoology, it turns out, the prescriptivists will tell you is pronounced /zoh-ol-ә-jee/, not /zoo-ol-ә-jee/ — for me the most surprising entry in Garner’s list of commonly mispronounced words in his Modern English Usage