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"Look we need this policy. Otherwise we are going to have a flood that will damage every workstation in here. If I don't get it out of the way you are paying for the damages."

"Wait, let me stop you there" *rolls chair back from desk revealing pulsing person sized semi in pants* "Gotta go take my mandated wank break. Don't want a repeat of last time I tried to work through it!"

hyper here who agrees, but I think everyone else should be entitled too :3

mandated, you mean?

Work from home... and outside artillery range.

Company funded cum dumpstere so you can drain those balls into my guts without flooding the city ;3. Ignoring that we'd probably just crush the city...

The law requires any business that employs hypers to have dedicated jerk off rooms with hydrophobic walls and industrial drain systems

Smoke em if you got em!!

I think they should also be encouraged to take frequent "unload into coworkers" breaks