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Update: Gagarin was already married, which makes him an even crazier communist chad I guess.

There’s a Riza out there for all of us 🤝

The entire justification for space travel is to find hot aliens and have sex with them. I have been saying this for years. Who wants to live on Mars? It's a shithole!

We simply need to be selective in our astronaut pools and select, for instance, only crew who are strongly attracted to amorphous globs of greenish putty that make hissing noises.

I guarantee there is someone who will be like "hear me out" and want to bang them anyway

I'm guessing the prop department added those teeth after some guy told them hear me out.