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Every American kid gets a SpaceX share? Imagine being 8, checking your portfolio, and discovering your entire net worth depends on whether Elon can get a rocket to stop exploding. Bro is replacing the piggy bank with a rocket that might explode before college tuition is due.

We’ll soon take what we want from him and it’s going to be a lot more than this.

Can I legally claim I am an adult-sized kid so I don't miss out on this

So, the rich kid pledges to bribe the other kids? I really don't know where this is all going to end up. #Musk #EB

This is just an attempted distraction from his enabling the murder of Ukrainian children and their parents by slowing/shutting off Starshield in Ukraine.

Great write off for a bad stock.

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Socialists here on Bluesky must be losing their minds after this as their brains start to shortcut 🤣

what’s with the rampant vote-buying corruption with no response from any law enforcement whatsoever?

Space X and Starlink should be seized and nationalized. We paid our tax dollars to make those companies exist. We pay them to keep them existing. We want our companies.

they're all going to split one share?

Nationalization will give them more than that, but thanks.

Now that's philanthropy or pumping up the stocks?