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The Thiel photo is perfect, but I kinda wish the Musk photo was him soyfacing while making an X with his whole body. I think he’d like this “evil mastermind” photo too much

In 2022, it was a close match but Peter Thiel very narrowly took the crown. Last year, Elon Musk beat Jeff Bezos to win the contest. Who will come out on top this year? The choice is yours.

todays results are preordained

I voted Musk just because I'm forced to think about him constantly and that's annoying. Thiel is just as evil, but occasionally shuts up.

vote Elon to hurt his stupid baby feelings