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“Ackshully, bla bla bla 8 year olds, 14 year olds, bla bla bla menses, … etc.”

Pedophilia is one of the worst things. Somehow the United States government sold 450,000 children to traffickers between 2021 and 2024. There has never been a more effective group of child traffickers to ever exist than the Biden administration.

On point, God!

Why not?

RELEASE THE UNREDACTED TRUMP EPSTEIN FILES NOW!!!

Can we add blowing people and boats out of the water because of a "hunch?"

Dear God, there is something really wrong here in the United States. Our "so-called," president is pardoning and protetecting all the worst criminals and locking up as many good people as he can and he is stealing the people's treasure right under our noses and only you know what else.

You’d think!

Thank God!!!

Indeed.

Dear God. We are extremely sorry for whatever we did to deserve Trump. Whatever it was, we promise to never do it again. (any hints?) Please dear God take this plague from us. Amen?

Thank God that YOU occasionally intervene when things get too ridiculous.

That would be more rational than conservatives tend to be.

Wouldn’t that be a typical Wednesday night for many of them? And Bubba would be a neighbor kid, not a blow up doll!

You can stop at "MAKE AMERICA SAFE" It's never been safe for the majority.

God don't kill children. Then you must ask the ghost if he stood up for something and has managed to get outrageous. Sounds like the moment to me. Yet he may respond he needed the main traitor to be the most obviously worst example to ease humans choice in matters of Free Will.

So, you washing your hands are you?

How is it that so many of your flock doesn’t recognize what a crime is? That just because the orange tyrant doesn’t follow the laws doesn’t mean we don’t either? 🤷🏼‍♀️

Republicans know it but they will never admit it.

I'm kind of upset with the whole DNC that the gestapo disappearing our neighbors wasn't a problem worth a government shutdown.

Thank you. If you have a chance to make liars' pants catch fire, it would be most appreciated.

I don't believe in you as a God but I agree with your view

Thank God, someone said it!

it tells you what we’ve become

As well as blowing up boats in international waters before finding out what they're up to.

America need to anounce being occupied officially for that. God managed your devils. Now came Russians and noticed unfilled vacancy.

Amen!!! 🙏🙏🙏

And bombing fishing boats! Torturing anyone! Evil

I doubt they can even agree on the first three things. "They should make their own decisions!" "But terrorists!" "FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!!!"

"So let it be written. So let it be done." A'ho🪶

God, don't you now tell me what I SHOULD be able to do. If I can't do it, sweetie, the fault is in your designe. Thought you'd tweaked it all up after Noah.Gotta work on your game...God

Word.

"Should"

Yes. But when you were a young, like 6-14 years old you did liked 6-14 year old girls. And we, humans, like to be stupid, visit sectas instead of chursh, and still grow in you image not recognising differences in details. 🤷 And pedophilia, fascism and hate is popular in our enemy countries we love.

Oh God, you are so big, so absolutely huge. So why can’t you just stomp on the Orange Fatsby and create a giant orange stain where that ugly ballroom is being built?

Again? When was it safe?

America has only ever been safe for wealthy white men. So maybe we focus on safety for the rest of us b

💯

Make Bubba’s aim better!

Thank You!

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Thanks God At the very least someone leaving a post that they did not commit suicide only for it to be sold as such to news networks milking the story w/o benefiting the victims should be so obvious+disturbing that you do not side w/ Epstein or anything involved w/ the suiciding/incompetence problem

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Of all the people on this earth, who could have randomly decided to make an account for 'God'. We are so lucky it was you. I have religious trauma but I always follow your pages because its so fucking refreshing to see someone actually speaking for jesus like morals in the name of religion.

As I always point out, some thing cannot be "again" if it hasn't not been "before"

While I agree with you on these three things. I have a hard time believing you've changed anymore than I believe MTG has changed. I've read your book and you were the GOAT of narcissistic judgmental genocidal assholes. Well, I guess I shouldn't discourage your attempts at growth.

Oh and taking away food from the poor.

Ghosts still exist. And they like God.

Absolute raving psychopath. Yet MILLIONS of #MAGAMorons STILL worship this thing. What could possibly break through their thick skulls? Anything??? #LockTrumpUp

Republicans all... "Where are these 'nonstop' guns without reload interuptions?"

When life gives you MASA, make tamales.

Amen

This was the real hoax.

thanks god. please consider adding driving very slow in the left lane to your lists. Many would be appreciative.

The pig is undressing her with his eyes, it seems. A forerunner of things yet to be revealed.

It's an open book test, but America still can't pass.

MASA!

Agreed!!

Make America America Again

From your lips to God’s ears…

I mean, think about it.

God, how stupid did You make these people???

And a handful of companies shouldn’t own every company created the last century.

If MAGA could read, this post would infuriate them.

Republicans are the main source of the problems. More guns and more Christian religion for everyone. And that is the problem.

Can you make him go away please God? Make As#hole Go Away

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Mmmm #ProtectingPedoPals #SexCrimes #HumanTraffickers #AllTheBestPeople #IndictTeamFelon47 #ReversePardonsOfCriminals

the united states has never been safe...nor great...or great.

America was safe? 🧐

It never really was, like yeah sure he “punished” people who weren’t loyal enough or whatever, but it’s Satan and us demons who do the actual punishing.

Only if people promise not considering God as enemy of the state for killing POTUS by Constitution. Russia is already at war with God so it will be just one step closer in friendship with Russia. Quite risky to just smite him.

Amen

6 and 7.

this week, stuff went sideways everywhere, all at once if you have friends and neighbors you can talk to, talk even if the conversation is hard, talk U.S. needs us to talk now Outreach Action Kit: • any voter • all 50 states • every neighborhood • each of We The People • take this with you to help

That Capitol switchboard number is (202) 224-3121 and provide the operator with the name, Speaker Mike Johnson, and <your Republican Congressional Rep.> Explain your family's situation, and those of your neighbors • healthcare costs • food costs • housing costs • business environment • your future

so is illegal taxation beating the shit out of protesters demolishing the people's house I want the fucker GONE -- today would be great. FUCK MAGA

Hi God...(very) respectfully, I know you've parted the Red Sea, come up with 10 Commandments, fed the 5000 and raised the dead - but making America safe again would be the miracle to end all miracles. Maseltov !

Only the source problem. Say your prayer. 😶‍🌫️ Otherwise God have just argument prepared for UK. "The only enemy of Island, by original design, can be just Fishes"

Many feel more like this at this point:

In order for America to be safe again, it had to be safe to begin with.

I tell ya, the *second* I locate a Magic Wand & unlock Magical Incantations I guaran-dam-tee ya things will be very different!

Make the World MAGA Free

I think your counterpart has taken over the republican party. They seem to have embraced all those things.