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Ted Cruz can’t even get his bull shit straight without screwing it up.

😂😂😂😂😂

Deport Teddy Peddy Protector

🤣🤣🤣

Was it a Freudian slip, or did Ted just "blink twice" in order to try and get out of his own future Nuremburg! 😆

“I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly‑twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.”

Ted probably does really have every doubt about Donald Trump, the man who called his wife ugly & said Ted's father killed JFK.

He needs to be called by his name. Rafael Cruz, his voter base would love it. Son of an immigrant.

Plus, fish and wildlife should fine him for using a dead ferret as a beard.

Why is Ted Cruz not in jail for election fraud? Didn’t he steal the 2016 Iowa Caucus?