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NW(rw) A Nightmare On Elm Street part 2: Freddy’s Revenge

some would call this The Super Gay One but I would never do this

you can’t sell Fu Man Chews cereal today because Fu Manchu is a registered trademark and also, you know, the racism

*looking you dead in the eyes* Freddy Krueger represents The Gayness

some would be embarassed to be seen dressing up in a ridiculous 80’s outfit with sunglasses indoors and dancing around like an idiot but this is how I live my life, every day

the plot of this movie is basically The Nightman Cometh

lmfao the exploding bird bit wtf that’s not even a dream

god this movie seriously rocks tbh

there’s scenes in movies that are subtle and then there’s the whole dream where his coach finds him in a leather bar and makes him run laps then take a shower

ok I know you’re supposed to pronounce “Sta-Up” like “Stay Up” but that is not how you pronounce that, I hate it

will you come to the new wave pool beer murder party with me

runs away from fooling around with his girlfriend to literally pounce on his naked friend in his bed

there’s like 30 people at this party why don’t they just kick Freddy’s ass lol why would he want to be in the real world on purpose at all

Freddy in the real world sucks so bad and every other time they do it in a sequel it’s against his will and makes him more vulnerable lol