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If I subscribe do you buy MSNBC

I don’t have money that’s why I find The Onion so relatable.

Shame on you. Bears fan.

You took a big bite out of that

I feel like with a Trump presidency I won’t be able to tell the difference between the Onion and the White House statements.

I'm a subscriber. Two print editions so far.

Rebellion was built on onions, they have layers

erm that’s actually only 24 percent off 🤓

Thanks mate. Right back at ya.

Signed my parents up for it. Worst or best Christmas gift?

Is it one Earth year or one, say, Jupiter year?

It represents hope. Just like Lord Tzeentch.

What you are doing for North America is amazing! let me know how to join

Just subscribed, can't wait to confuse my roommates with The Onion Newspaper next month