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All of our merchandise is made with love. And a good amount of spite. If you want merch delivered by the holidays, order Onion merch with priority shipping by Wednesday. Check out The Onion Store now. store.theonion.com/collections/...

18/12/24, 1:18 am46 reposts775 likes

SkyGod

@vmlinux.bsky.social

18 Dec 2024

Point me to the mostly spite section please

Dero Bogan

@manifestdemocracy.bsky.social

18 Dec 2024

Sorry globalist shills, spending all of my money (cheated from welfare) on AJ merch!

MacDaddy

@macdaddy42.bsky.social

18 Dec 2024

www.reddit.com/r/ResistKlep...

reddit.comResistKleptocracyResistance subs are being subjected to increasingly aggressive infiltration and subversion. This community is dedicated to ethically and transparently organizing resistance to US and global kleptocrac...

Pavan

@pavandeepbaxi.bsky.social

18 Dec 2024

Hey Onion News, just curious—are you guys stocking up on Infowars merch yet? Thought maybe you’d corner the market on ‘satire meets conspiracy chic.’ Let me know if I can snag a ‘Gay Frogs Survival Kit’ or maybe a ‘Chill Pills for Crisis Actors’ mug. Asking for a friend.

Altiam Kabir

@altiam.bsky.social

18 Dec 2024

Spite never looked so good in merch form!

Washington

@ciastryker.bsky.social

19 Dec 2024

Can we get some large mouse pads? Some shirts? Thanks! 🙏

Pat Rad

@therads.com

18 Dec 2024

Please bring back "your favorite band sucks"