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Morgan Starr
@morganstarr13.bsky.social

Your name is the Onion - i think it is because like most humans ideas of GOD it just makes everyone cry and saves no one. Mormons run heaven so it must have been Catholics you were thinking of that God locks out!! LOLMAO!! Never been to heaven have you???

Will
@lilboopsy.bsky.social

When your church leader rapes a child and says God told him to do it, now go build a magic church. Expect people to pretend they not home when you call.

Sapphire London UK
@sapphirelondonuk.bsky.social

“He that dwelleth in the secret place of the Most High Shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty.” ‭‭Psalm‬ ‭91‬:‭1‬ ‭KJV‬‬ bible.com/bible/1/psa....

bible.comPsalm 91:1 He that dwelleth in the secret place of the Most High Shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty. | King James Version (KJV) | Download The Bible App NowHe that dwelleth in the secret place of the Most High Shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty.
I am Jo
@wingsandsword.bsky.social

I'm imagining them getting to the Pearly Gates, trying those Mormon secret handshakes and passwords. . .and it going about as well as when Kenny tried to get into Heaven in South Park. Access Denied

I am Jo
@wingsandsword.bsky.social

Amusingly, according to Joseph Smith's heretical little cult, God changed his mind about that in 1978. Funny how the eternal and unchanging Word of God can magically change when society starts to see blatant racism as unacceptable.

YellowPup
@yellowpup.bsky.social

ROTF: “I’m just trying to enjoy a quiet afternoon in My kingdom, and now I’m going to have to smile and nod while these weirdos go on and on about The Watchtower. Or wait, is that Jehovah’s Witnesses? Whatever, same thing.”