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Tiger Woods grins, Shocked I’m dating Don Jr.’s ex? Don’t be, my life’s a horny scavenger hunt for your ex-wives. I’ve got a little black book full of ‘I do’s’ I’m turning into ‘I did!’ Par for the course, baby!

The onion has been killing it lately, but I gotta say this might be one of the laugh-out-loud funniest things I've seen from them in awhile

We don't use that derogatory term in golf. It's called "A Mulligan".

It's been cooked for years since is f***ked up his back and knees.

omg! has el Tigero even SEEN Thedonolde in his wig and MuMu!? better be Careful when you pick up your Tee mr 'presi- dent'!

… and here we have it folks presenting to you “ All Wives Matter” under the jurisdiction of the newly appointed Senator of Sin.

What makes this a bit more icky is it appears they're trying to make Charlie Woods and Kai Trump a thing as well.

Unfortunately, Tiger learned a ton of this behavior FROM his dad. His fathers and his father’s friends would hang out with their mistresses in front of him when he was a child. Doesn’t mean Tiger Woods is innocent though. He still chose to cheat in his adulthood.

$20 Tiger gets Fuzzy Zoeller to adopt him as his son before this is all said and done.

Tig’s dad was a Trump like creep

Man, I can’t breath. That had me laughing uncontrollably for a solid minute.

The Black Delegation would like to propose a trade :Bill Burr for Tiger Woods!

That sounds like a threat!

To be honest, being The Onion worthy is an acceptable reason to leave a person.

Another major entitled shit bag fuck. Wow lets worship him and make him another billionaire. What a role model.

Seriously. How were you blocked in purchasing InfoWars?

Watching that fraud hack Trump girl have to put up real scores in college meets will be hilarious … 100% she will not make the team but put up some fat grampa cheat type score in some unsanctioned and unguarded summer event

After having 5 kids to Jr, Tiger probably is thinking he's banging a wizard's sleeve.

🤣

*if he hasn’t already

Sorry wtf?

"We need a 15 minute break." - everyones wife right now

Lmao!!!!!!!!

Hahaha

Ha!

Hilarious

U are a stupid Sob this crackhead had to be out of the country to kill defenseless animals to get him under control controlled they were scared of him.

He says it's a 9...

I’m guess the “Jr” in Donny’s name is true in multiple ways.

He must be 70 years old by now