The Onion@theonion.comWoman Mentally Rearranging Rankings Of Children While Opening Mother’s Day Gifts11/5/25, 7:00 pm·229 reposts·3.4K likes
Rose🌹@iranphotos.bsky.social11 May 2025This is for John, this is for Mandy, and this one is for ugh! What was her name again? 😁
Quiet Julia 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🍁@quietjulia.bsky.social11 May 2025It doesn't matter what the kids actually do. Mothers already have their favorite kids.5
canuck-amuck.bsky.social@canuck-amuck.bsky.social11 May 2025If you're not going to rank your children, what's the point of having more than one?2
tedleew.bsky.social@tedleew.bsky.social11 May 2025like trump and jd say, like jesus you need to rate your love
J Allen@jc-allen.bsky.social11 May 2025As the only one of my mom's kids who can afford and/or has the ability to send her a card this year, I'm okay with this. 😈2
💙🫡LittleMissEmmet🫡💙@littlemissemmet.bsky.social11 May 2025LOL - I wish! Never gotten gifts on Mother's Day, neither do I expect it/want it/need it. "Just don't fight too much today, kiddos." Works well for me :)9