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Good Lord I hope not!

Stop this. When I am scrolling through quickly, your recent headlines give me heart attacks until I see your banner. It is scary because they could be so true. Keep up the good work

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Peanut Parade #nokings youtu.be/IA_Zv9l9mtE?...

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NGL I had to double-check that this was an Onion headline and not an actual news item.

I literally LOL'ed

Lol

Never forget when South Park was saved by Al-Qaeda... 😆

"Now kith!"

Maybe air accidents not a mega-funny topic at the moment

What could go wrong? 💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️🪦⚰️

Onion doesn't miss under Trump

And MAGA cheered as the plain they were on crashed.

Probably only a few years away from this being mandatory to attend or watch like North Korea.

WTF

The Onion is on fire today! 😂

Seven. Forty. Seven.

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ok but why are the planes Phoenix and Edgeworth coded

Looks like a regular day at the office to me