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Also, they don't know geography, math, physics, civics, etc.

Damn these adults will never understand us. My parents were never there for me, especially when I closed the door to my room.

The funny thing is at first I totally believed this!

Well were did you think maga came from?

TBH Orwell warned us about this basic concept being corruptible by those in power. So, while satirical it is kind of also on point in this political moment where foundational principles of physics and biological science are being attacked.

They're good students of George Berkeley (and Donald Hoffman).

Dude... this is not satire. This is the fuckin reality.

Empathy actually is learned in that window & many people miss it due to bad parenting

This got me ugly laughing, the effort to make an actual sketch instead of the usual news title.

How Americans think: Things don't exist until they magically spawn into existence upon seeing them for the first time

Dump people: things disappear when you can’t see them Smart people: things don’t disappear when you can’t see them Geniuses: things disappear when you can’t *observe* them

Oh, BOPS—why didn’t you say so?

I blame SEL!

This kills me because it could be plausible, but it looks like it's from a snippet of idiocracy 😭😆

Rusty, when reached for comment, licked the microphone. He is a good boy. A very good boy.

Just the perfect ending

Omg I thought this real at first 🤣🤣 I must have been doomscrolling too long. Time to sign off 🫠

lol~ and they’re going straight into the Trump administration as agency heads & upper management.

I thought the onion was supposed to be satire

You jest, but 10% seems accurate these days.

I believe this

Hard to know this is satire.

I think satire might be finished, which looks like it's a strategic move by Make America Giggle Again movement. We need to increase the more direct forms of ridicule.All in support of free speech obviously

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Wonder how many in congress and senate have that same problem?

I kind of fell for this one

I'll on the door in Hell and you guys will always see the flaming velvet rope drop for a free VIP room above the dancefloor.