The Onion@theonion.comSupreme Court Reaches Landmark 'It Depends' Ruling theonion.com/supreme...16/7/25, 2:00 pm·192 reposts·1.5K likes
Dunring@dunring.com16 July 2025Punish premeditated murder with state sponsored premeditated murder. Just don't commit the illegal kind of murder.
Vania@dawookie.bsky.social16 July 2025"...on the president's party." "STFU, Clarence!" "Oh, right, it depends on laaaaaaaw stuff."8
Flying None@flying-none.bsky.social16 July 2025For those "conservative" Christian Republicans hiding in black robes it clearly depends on . . . the best bribe gets my vote!
jeffedu.bsky.social@jeffedu.bsky.social16 July 2025EVERY ruling is an “It Depends” ruling with these corrupt clowns! As in, it depends upon the party in the White House 😡2
Laire Browning@abelizred.bsky.social16 July 2025“It depends” on whether the check cleared or the blackmail evidence was destroyed.7
Weedleplop@weedleplop.bsky.social16 July 2025i'd say the landmark ruling 'because we say so' would be more on point currently1
Bike Eyes Mel (he/him) 🇨🇦🚴🍀💵@meltwa.bsky.social16 July 2025Isn't it fun, laughing as your democracy is dismantled thru corruption?2