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Department of Vengeance

It’s so close to reality now! The Onion headlines practically write themselves!

Still the DOJ. Department of Jaundice

So now their name is Department Of?

Removal of a multitude of terms is in Project 2025🤬

I'll give it about 3 weeks before this isn't satire anymore 😅😭

Onion really needs to start posting actual satire instead of just reprinting the news /s

There’s a reason why Epstein associates used to call her Jizz-lane. 😁

I'm ready for it

Delivering truth as satire once again. The Onion is a touchstone of liberty.

Makes sense. The Department Of doesn't care about justice anyway.

The sad thing is I thought this was legit until I looked at the account name.



Where the punchline?

Their "Department of Vendetta" signs are almost done, so they're clearing out the old ones.

Department of Just Us

Too soon, y’all. Too soon.

Might as well be accurate

Once again, just telling it like it is.

You had me going there for a minute. 🤣🤣🤣

Good one!

Maybe the correct moniker should be: The Department of InJustice The Department of Corruption The Department of False imprisonment Etc

THEY MAY AS WELL.

Department of Jackasses....THAT'S BETTER for those incompetent idiots anyway!

department of prejudice, seems like.

📌

It's probably on the list of things to get done.

The sad part is that i actually believed it, even for a second. What a joke our nation has become.

DO!

Department of Juggalos

Hit the nail on the head why don’t you…

🤣🤣🤣

Rebrand suggestion: The Department of Just Us.

Omg I looked at the headline and said “of course they did” before I realized it was the Onion. 😁

Jesus.... I thought this was real at first. Fuck this world

Dear DOJ if you're listening, and I know you are, you're taking orders from at least one pedophile, liars, tax dodgers, and developing a private army of felons. Those people you used to pursue.

I didn't see that this headline was from The Onion, and completely believed it

For a small second there, I thought it was true🤪

Sadly, this is probably true.

Department of Juice. It has electrolytes... it's what plants crave!