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"We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold."

Hmmm... An orange one talking down to 3 whites & a black?

One time, Jeff forgot me. I was stuck at a truck stop outside boise for two months. Met Sheryl, fell in love. We were going to marry. But Jeff returned on the way back from Seattle, and brought me back here to you.

Novelty joke mug tries a little too hard to be center of attention...

This is why I store my travel mugs in another cupboard. Keeps my regular mugs from getting jealous.

Can we get this on the side of a travel mug in the shop?

"They were in the middle of the nowhere, and it was obvious they needed to pee. Fortunately, they found an empty 32 ounce gas station cup under the seat. I thought I was done for."

This is great, but not only because it's amusing (Onion <3) but because it has set my mind off thinking about a Toy Story esque world where mugs speak. Where home mugs are such a dysfunctional family, and that weird assortment of miscellaneous mugs at workplaces would be bitchy and office-like.

Adventurous-looking mug telling stories about when it spilled over the car after an emergency break: "I spilled once over the radio, that was glorious, one day I'll spill over the smartphone!"

Nice mug shots. I will see myself out now.

Yes it do

The danger. The romance.

Me: Finally some levity amongst a sea of never ending horrors. The Onion tomorrow “Hold my whisky”

😆

I take my coffee like I take my men — I go around the world.

This is actually so cute I kinda wanna cry

It made me laugh so hard. Well played. 😆

thomas the tank engine and that episode about the city of truro

Thank you for some pure goodness.