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Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle

theonion.comNation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News CycleWASHINGTON—Expressing deep fondness for those long-gone halcyon days, the U.S. population collectively yearned Tuesday for the relative calm of the “president is a giant pedophile” news cycle. “It was...

24/1/26, 5:00 pm285 reposts1.9K likes

VESA_Pool_Party

@neoncrowresearch.bsky.social

24 Jan

At this point the story should be that Republican voters like pedophiles more than they like our constitution.

Peter Gunite

@petergunite.bsky.social

24 Jan

dachicken.bsky.social

@dachicken.bsky.social

24 Jan

I long for the days when the President getting a BJ from his intern and then lying about it was enough to occupy all of news media for several consecutive years.

TheHardM

@thehardm.bsky.social

24 Jan

Is this the new “There’s no way to prevent this” article?

Keiya

@keiya.tinyfairy.xyz

24 Jan

I think you could just repost this every day at this point.

@noobtoob85.bsky.social

24 Jan

The only reliable news source.

MandyLoon

@mandycmerciless.bsky.social

26 Jan

Missing the calm, quiet dignity of the Cheney Administration. #AllRepublicans

Myreen

@myreen.bsky.social

24 Jan

🤣🤣🤣 oh shit. And it's so true

gabrielle0520.bsky.social

@gabrielle0520.bsky.social

24 Jan

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Severian

@fuliginously.bsky.social

24 Jan

This is actually true

Sue Davis

@suedavis.bsky.social

24 Jan

Some truth to that, sadly.

museevirtuel.bsky.social

@museevirtuel.bsky.social

24 Jan

Immigration enforcement operations are routine in red states. Why is MN different?

Myreen

@myreen.bsky.social

24 Jan

Funny I live in a red state and I don't see a single ICE agent anywhere in the state. Not one. And plenty of immigrants here. Also pretty sure it's not routine to hold someone down on the road beat the shit out of them and then shoot them in the back point blank range

museevirtuel.bsky.social

@museevirtuel.bsky.social

24 Jan

That wouldn't be routine. If it had actually happened, I mean. Meanwhile: nypost.com/2026/01/24/u...

nypost.com‘Monster’ rock-thrower who fractured skull of 8-year-old girl on school bus is an illegal migrant from Mexico: DHSHernando Garcia-Morales, 40, hurled a baseball sized stone off of an overpass onto the New Jersey Turnpike in Teaneck on Jan. 7 — fracturing the skull of a third grade girl who was on the way…

Myreen

@myreen.bsky.social

24 Jan

It is NOT routine to hold down a man and the. Shoot him in the back 10 times while being restrained. Also read the fucking news. The reals news not fox news ok. It's being broadcast everywhere that's not Trump media. There is even video of it. It's not routine to kill people you fucking asshole