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Ever notice how every time a man is called on to be a prophet, one of the first messages he receives from God is commanding him to have sex with all his followers’ wives and daughters? Either something suspicious is going on, or God has a cuck fetish.

“Abraham was running around in the desert, building houses and mutilating people’s penises. When I do that to others, they say he’s smoked meth!” 😁

What do you need that for Dude?

#Maga 🤣🤣🤣

No one is allowed to have anything bigger than Fearful Leader. Unless it's fake tits.

I thought we had it rough when the Supreme One canceled weekend softball games.

i think a great game would just be one where your given four onion headlines and one ridiculous but completely true headline, and you gotta figure out which is which.

If you ask questions and expect reasonable answers, it means you do not have faith. It's best just to go with it.

I mean, it'd be nice to know why.