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Bluesky really is home to all the failed vice principals of the internet.

Its a metro card with $21.75 left

I thought he didn't have a car?

He's a big enough fan. He'd spot them the gas.

Ain't no way that man has a car

It’s symbolic.

"This vehicle is parked somewhere on the island of Manhattan. You have 24 hours to find it before it explodes."

he should be offended by the suit coat you've put him in

Damn, can't even give out keys to the city anymore cause of all the inflation.

Meanwhile, he usually has a bigger smile.

Silly. He’s a New Yorker. He doesn’t have a car. Takes the subway.

i love the anonymous new york city mayor

reminds me of a pimpwar (web-based game) achievement for second place in having the most rides (low-riders) stolen "My keys are in it!!"

Lol

what?

what car?

The joke is he doesn't have a car

haha

Love the people in these comments lore-checking an Onion headline