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But are they golden soybeans?

If they really put Trump's face on food, Ozempic sales would plummet.

Which department is in charge of putting castor beans in his face?

All those red states growing soy will find these little Trump head hybrid beans inside. Instead of traditional mild soy flavor, these orange heads taste like shit and are poisonous.

I saw ads for American soy in the subway in Japan.

Jfc, now he's going to actually try and find a person to do this

He makes it himself

I'm sure they would if they could.

They are all dried up! Probably orange too!!!

How would the editorial policy of your magazine change in the light of having new and serious competitor - The Info Wars?

It's what God, after he died from shame, would have wanted!

"Flower girl at wedding says fuck this, I need a raise"

Also on the back end of a goat named Kicky

We laugh, knowing full well that if he could, he would.