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Stick it to your loved ones by blowing through their inheritance at The Onion store before you croak. https://store.theonion.com/products/us-dignity-reserves-nearly-depleted-headline-shirt?variant=42627907944517

20/7/26, 10:30 pm53 reposts527 likes

Doctor John Frink

@jbryan.bsky.social

20 July

"Nearly?"

thetabletopmisfits.bsky.social

@thetabletopmisfits.bsky.social

21 July

Need it updated removing "nearly"

SteveIsDamaged

@steveisdamages.bsky.social

20 July

At my age I'm not sure I have the time to shop. Can I mail you my bank information and you guys can just shove shirts in boxes until my accounts are empty? Make them all extra small. I don't want my family to inherit any clothes that fit them.

Hugo Spadafora

@nicadispatch.bsky.social

20 July

Nearly, Kimosabe?

Shaolin SoyBoy (Creepin')

@cleaverpun.bsky.social

20 July

Anybody try the demon guards yet??? store.theonion.com/products/dem...

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Jennet

@jenny13-65.bsky.social

20 July

🤣😂🤣