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This seems to be a good way for a guy like me to get some free hrt from the DoD.

Looks like a good idea. No doubt it will work

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Maybe I should join the army. I can nag the enemy to death and they will surrender without 1 trillion dollars spent on the military budget. 😁

Stop giving them ideas!

@joeunseen.bsky.social hahhaha

Everyone gets a sexual harassment buddy it’s the new policy

The chaperone following the patrol along in a golf cart got me 🤣

Love it. Started to watch the video before I noticed the author, then immediately said, this has to be the Onion!!!!

You know Kegsbreath gets his ideas from these stories, right?

Given they army's history of covering up rape allegations made by female soldiers against their male colleagues, I don't think that particular program is going to be all that popular with the ladies. The guys, however, are likely lining up with Hegseth and Trump at the top of the list.

Don’t give them any ideas, please.

😂 you’ve got to love the Onion 🧅. 😆

MALE ESCORTS! WOW!

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