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I thought that was a grasshopper

Got swarm-mogged.

@theonion.com is this a vague reference to RNC attendance?

Local Locust Laying Low Lately

In Utah the state bird is the seagull because Mormon witches summoned them to eat the locusts. Hail Hecate.

Hey thats not fair to just put out in the press, not many farmers donating their crops these days...

Seriously though, because I was like, “What??🤔”

Poor lil fella did his best 😞

Please do better on the punctuation.

Those are rookie numbers

Should’ve made it a Facebook event. Forty million “interested”, eleven actually showed.

Sorry Onion, but locusts are extinct.