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@timcarvell.bsky.social

Congratulations to everyone who will inevitably be cast in the Kelly Clarkson-inspired episode of “Law & Order”, whether it’s in the role of Pop Superstar, Crazed Fan Who Seems Like the Murderer for Two Acts, or Store Landlord Who We Eventually Learn Did It for Other Reasons.

14/10/26, 12:06 pm7 reposts54 likes

Un-M. Ryan

@merpwashere.bsky.social

“looks like this is one caged bird who stopped singing” <dunh dunh>

Magenta Rocks

@magentarocks.bsky.social

Real life has become a parody of itself.

Tim Carvell

@timcarvell.bsky.social

The cops and ADAs are gonna have such a robust 90-second debate over whether celebrities can be held accountable for their fans’ actions, where Both Sides Make Some Good Points, before someone bursts into the room and says “you’re gonna want to see this” and the subject is never mentioned again.