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mia ๐Ÿฆด
@useless.pet

also, have you considered the possibility that i get aroused when put in situations where my life could very easily be at risk but wouldn't actually because u would never do that and i know that but there's still the implication that things MIGHT go wrong,,,

mia ๐Ÿฆด
@useless.pet

i love puppygirls because they don't understand what risk vs reward is in the slightest and will stick their heads in anywhere you tell them to as long as it means they're getting a treat,,

mia ๐Ÿฆด
@useless.pet

oh absolutely,, i know that better than most,, and i mean you're gonna get your head pet while you're down there so is it really even that bad? :3

mia ๐Ÿฆด
@useless.pet

im sorry but now i got an image in my head of a girl using ur head like newton's cradle and her tits are just slapping back and forth against your head and i'm laughing too hard