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Great analogy, but only if you eat at Olive Garden!

Do i have a constitutional right to pasta at olive garden?

They think we are idiots

Republicans are subhuman trash

Does Olive Garden require guests to shell out for their birthday certificates and international travel passports?

I’ve been of voting age since the late 90’s. I can’t remember a time that I wasn’t asked to show my DL to get my ballot. I live in TX, so maybe it’s different state to state. But the R’s make it sound like I can say any name I want and flash a smile to vote. What am I missing?

JESUS RIGATONI CHRIST NOBODY HAS A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO PASTA WHY AREN'T YOU MOCKING THIS FOR THE PATENTLY RIDICULOUS STANCE IT IS OH WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE NEVER MIND

The penalty for violation? DEATH BY A THOUSAND RICOTTAS.

Thanks for rote, ineffectual reporting @washingtonpost.com . You going tell us what pigeons think about shitting on my car next? Fucking amateurs

Why is this even a comparison and why is the Washington Post making it sound like it is?! Olive Garden is a private company; it has the right to restrict access (with some limits). Voting is the right of all citizens; restricting access is wrong legally and morally.

The only solution could prove to be intense mockery. Just too stupid for society.

Let us know when Olive Garden requires proof of citizenship

House Republicans are absolute morons.

So yes, Republicans should begin the process of changing the constitution creating a right to unlimited pasta without presenting ID. Pasta! Pasta! Pasta!

Im all for ID requirements if I can vote multiple times over 13 weeks.

Hey WP, did you know that a real journalist would've mocked this comparison MERCILESSLY and given it not one iota of the gravitas Republicans want it given?

So, in order to vote you must show up at the polling station with a plate of pasta?

That's all true but, and hear me out: All you can eat pasta at all polling locations.

I think using irrelevant nonsense to argue your case is brilliant.

They haven’t read the Act.

I don't have to register to eat at an Olive Garden.. my status was already checked because that's how voting actually works.

Also, using someone else’s pasta pass isn't a felony punishable by years in prison, thousands of dollars in fines, and possible permanent loss of pasta eating rights. :)